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10th kyu

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Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

8th kyu

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.

6th kyu

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Italy is in the shape of a boot because Chuck Norris round house kicked it.

4th kyu

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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris’ elementary school report card.

2nd kyu

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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.

Black Belt

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Chuck Norris didn’t learn karate. Karate learned Chuck Norris.

9th kyu

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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving, he doesn’t need a parachute. He doesn’t even need a plane.

7th kyu

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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house

5th kyu

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In Monopoly, you pay Chuck Norris to stay off your property.

3rd kyu

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When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars have to look both ways.

1st kyu

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

Whole Armor Martial Arts – Student of the Year Awards

1995 – Michael Zumstein
1996 – Luis Glass
1997 – Nathan Stauffer
1998 – Todd Olson
1999 – Andrew Colson
2000 – Kristin Zumstein
2001 – Timothy Merriam
2002 – Rob Root
2003 – Tammi Neblock
2004 – Tom Ruhe
2005 – Karen Ferguson
2006 – Suzy Zumstein
2007 – Eric Schober
2008 – Trenton Butler
2009 – Jim Hurley
2010 – Erica Schober
2011 – Jim Wilkins-Luton
2012 – Steve Hume
2013 – Bethany Spatz
2014 – Raissa Karlsen
2015 – Pete Muller